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If we ever spend time flexing at each other, I will consider you a true friend. That’s just how it is bro.

If we ever spend time flexing at each other, I will consider you a true friend. That’s just how it is bro.




The women get TWO bathrooms?!

The women get TWO bathrooms?!

WestMB - Caged feat. Stee


You should DEFINITELY send her a picture of your penis.

You should DEFINITELY send her a picture of your penis.



You know what? While I’m on the topic of speaking foreign languages (see recent oc), it’s not that big of a deal. Everybody’s sort of a mix of everything nowadays and people travel more. It’s not crazy special if someone speaks another language anymore.
Some guy tried to brag saying he speaks French on the first date and I was like “yeah…me too” but he just ignored me and kept talking about how he speaks French, expecting me to swoon or some shit. It ended up with me being like “bro…you’re not special.”
He did not get a second date.

You know what? While I’m on the topic of speaking foreign languages (see recent oc), it’s not that big of a deal. Everybody’s sort of a mix of everything nowadays and people travel more. It’s not crazy special if someone speaks another language anymore.

Some guy tried to brag saying he speaks French on the first date and I was like “yeah…me too” but he just ignored me and kept talking about how he speaks French, expecting me to swoon or some shit. It ended up with me being like “bro…you’re not special.”

He did not get a second date.

Oh, cram it, Kari.

Oh, cram it, Kari.