sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
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He will suck your breast.
shhh sandy just let it happen shhhhh
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Someone found my grocery list on the floor of the grocery store.
(just kidding. I don’t like tuna fish)
To attain a female, simply locate her and physically pull her toward your body. She is now yours.
extinct but still gettin it
I think this is a positive way of looking at being single.
Where there’s a hole will, there’s a way.
Hey guys looks like I have to get a tattoo now
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priorities.
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